lizard thoughts, upon espying a penis
(spoken very quickly)
HEY! HEY! what is that?
where's the legs?
what's it doing?
wonder what it eats?
does it have a tongue?
maybe i can grow one.
i can grow other things.
naw, looks heavy.
awful big to drag around.
WHAT? it's leaking.
wait, it's going away.
damn.
