Friday, May 27, 2011

just for fun

lizard thoughts, upon espying a penis
(spoken very quickly)
 
HEY!  HEY! what is that?
where's the legs?
what's it doing?
wonder what it eats?
does it have a tongue?
maybe i can grow one.
i can grow other things.
 naw, looks heavy.
awful big to drag around.
WHAT? it's leaking.
wait, it's going away.
damn.

 

10 comments:

  1. "Hey, hey, we're the Monkees,
    People say we Monkee around,
    But we're too busy singin'
    To put anybody down."

    Hey, Mister ~ put that away.
    It's been done before.

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  2. Oh, my. I'm on a roll here. Since you know about penises (at least enough to was poetic about them), do you know the definition of a dictator?

    Yow. WV = appunder. I'm sure I could do something obscene with that if it were not 5:00 a.m.

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  3. I can picture this lizard, all perked up and focused, maybe at the very end it lifts up one lizard foot in a gesture of greeting and curiosity, only to put it back down when the penis goes away.

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  4. "Stop dragging my hose around" Said Tag anonymously.

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  5. lm-yep, just havin' some fun here!

    cc-great image! and his little mind just yapping along.

    anonymous tag-BWAHAHA!

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  6. ...reminds me of the time someone raised up and stared at all my private parts and said, "Hey, quit staring at me."

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  7. kass-did you reply "here's looking at you, kid"?
    glad to hear from you, been wondering...

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  8. What long and hard and filled with seamen?

    A submarine.

    Funny poem.

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  9. kirk-i can see post is bringing out the best in everyone! good joke.

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  10. Oh, hell. No one took my bait above and then Kirk rips me off with a joke. So, here's mine:

    What is a cross between a penis and a potato?
    A dictator.

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